Some of you might be wondering what qualifies me to write such an absurd mish-mash of genres. Limericks...randoms...poetry...fiction. What do I know about editorials anyway? Or bumper stickers for that matter. Of course, some of you prolly couldn't give two licks what my qualifications are, but I'm sick of rethinking the alphabet, so today I'm going to paper this post with my pretend pedigree, to assure all those playing along at home that I am both a highly---and a qualified---professional.
ROFL! Loved reading this today - and I want those degrees, too! LOL! :)